You Have to Fucking Eat by Adam Mansbach - Adult Parenting Humour Book - Hardback

You Have to Fucking Eat is the wickedly funny follow-up to Adam Mansbach's global phenomenon Go the Fuck to Sleep, turning its foul-mouthed, big-hearted attention to the mealtime battles every parent knows all too well.

Illustrated by Owen Brozman, this slim hardback captures the exhausted plea of a parent begging a stubborn toddler to eat literally anything, from vegetables to plain toast. Profane, cathartic and painfully relatable, it's a laugh-out-loud gift for shattered parents, grandparents, and anyone who has ever bargained with a small human over broccoli at the dinner table.. About the Book:.

Adam Mansbach built his reputation with Go the Fuck to Sleep, the bedtime-story parody that became a global sensation for saying what tired parents actually think. You Have to Fucking Eat turns the same gleeful profanity on the dinner table, following a narrator whose patience unravels meal by meal as a small child refuses everything from pasta to pizza.

Written in the same rhythmic, faux-tender verse as its predecessor, the book pairs Mansbach's sharp humour with Owen Brozman's warm, expressive illustrations. At just 32 pages, it's a quick read that lands hard for anyone who has ever cleared a plate onto the floor in defeat.

The joke works because it's true: mealtimes with young children are a daily negotiation, and there's genuine affection underneath the swearing. As a hardback gift book, it's built to be given rather than shelved quietly — read aloud at a baby shower or left pointedly on a new parent's coffee table.. Key Benefits:.

From Adam Mansbach, author of the bestselling parenting parody Go the Fuck to Sleep.. Sharp, profane humour capturing the real frustration of feeding a fussy toddler.. Beautifully illustrated by Owen Brozman, balancing comedy with genuine warmth.. A quick, quotable hardback — perfect for one sitting or dipping into for a laugh..

A brilliant gift for new parents, baby showers, or anyone surviving the toddler years.. About the Author:. Adam Mansbach is an American novelist, screenwriter and cultural critic, born in 1976 and a graduate of Columbia University.

He shot to global fame with Go the Fuck to Sleep, a bedtime-story parody for exhausted parents that became a runaway international bestseller and pop-culture phenomenon. His other acclaimed books include Angry Black White Boy and The End of the Jews, winner of the California Book Award for…